Comments on: Rob, please promote me to “Apprentice Animal”

By: Ty

Ty — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:02:25 +0000

Hey guys no sammiches tomorrow. It’s going to be a hot one so I’m bringing snacks only. Let’s find them fish tomorrow.

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:56:09 +0000

Did somebody say sammich????

By: Nomad

Nomad — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:10:05 +0000

Damn Ty, I got you a matching pair! ROTFL

Be ready to hit it Saturday morning, brother. I hope to be jigging it again, and I’m going to have Robe tow us around so we can find those suspended fish for some deep crankbait action We may have to pay him a sammich for towing fees though. LOL

By: Ty

Ty — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:05:34 +0000

Nomad, What, Speedos? Who’s going with you then? lol

Nice boat Steve! Way to go on catching those bass.

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:12:52 +0000

I’m wearing nothing but speedos and some suntan lotion

If that’s the case Nomad I’ll be staying away, FAR away, from any yellow colored boat I see out there on Saturday!!!! LOL

By: Nomad

Nomad — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:05:42 +0000

We’re all hoping to take our boats out this Saturday. It’ going to be hot, it’s going to be humid, and it’s going to be fun! Since it’s going too be that hot, I’m wearing nothing but speedos and some suntan lotion.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:10:01 +0000

LOL

Nomad, I already meet all of those requirements except for the BPS part, but that’s only because I am not a US citizen, and I don’t have a APO address

I’ll be taking the boat out again on Sunday, so hopefully the weather will be much better so that I can enjoy using it and take some better photos.

By: Nomad

Nomad — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:25:53 +0000

If you think that’s bad, wait till you see the requirements to be a full-fledged “Animal”

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:19:35 +0000

LOL

By: Nomad

Nomad — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:01:49 +0000

I second that promotion.

But be aware that in order to go to Apprentice Animal Level 2, you have to meet the following criteria:

- You’d rather see a bass than a good looking woman in a mini skirt
- You’re willing to forsake food, sleep, sex, family, work, friends and other social activities in order to go fishing.
- Bass Pro names you #1 customer of the year.
- You have more rods and reels than your entire town.
- Your spare room has turned into a tackle storage area.
- The local carp fishermen know you by name.
- You spend more time online surfing fishing articles than looking at porn.